mum's the word.

A little something to celebrate Mothers Day, the top ten movie mums.

Enjoy!

10. Sarah Connor (The Terminator).




9. Mrs. Bates (Psycho).




8. The Mother of Sighs (Suspiria).




7. The Alien Queen (Aliens).




6. Joan Crawford (as portrayed by Faye
Dunaway in Mommie Dearest).

5. Beverly R. Sutphin (Serial Mom).




4. Marge Simpson (The Simpsons Movie)




3. Marietta Fortune (Wild at Heart).




2. Peg Boggs (Edward Scissorhands).




1. Pamela Voorhees (Friday the 13th).

chinned.

Good news for film fans! Freakishly faced Tory rat boy Julian Brazier's plan curb the release of 'explicit films and games' has been opposed!

Brazier: rodent
like control freak.

Barmy Brazier's private member's bill failed when the debate ran out of time as he ranted and drooled like the controlling loon that he is.

He demanded more of a say over the BBFC's membership and guidelines, which he argued had been "progressively liberalised" and also wanted a change to the system that currently only allows appeals against BBFC classifications, or decisions to cut footage, by the entertainment industry, citing "The growth in violent offences is linked to the growing availability in the media of extremely violent and explicitly sexual material."

His evidence? a 'borrowed' copy of the 1976 snoozefest SS Experiment Camp.

No surprise that he was supported by Labour MP's Keith (where's the sick child for a photo opportunity?) Vaz and Stephen Pound, who uttered the classic quote that "the sanctity of life becomes diluted" with regard to violent films.

A violent film like those mentioned.

Judi Dench-alike Culture Minister Margaret Hodge said the government had responded to concerns by asking beautiful boffin (and Unwell pin-up) Dr Tanya Byron to review whether more regulation to protect children was needed - due to report back next month.

Hodge: dirty pillows (probably).

Urging MPs to await that report she said legislation would not be effective on its own. Parents, internet service providers and others would also have to take responsibility. She was still speaking as time ran out at 1430 GMT and the bill now stands no chance of becoming law.

Meow.

It's bad news for Gunnar Hansen fans tho' as late on Friday, the BBFC rejected his new film Murder Set Pieces amid concerns about it's violent sexual scenes - the ruling means it cannot be legally supplied anywhere in the UK but can be found here for free.

God I love the internet.

february stiffs.

It's time for that monthly round up of dead celebs again so let's crack on (as opposed to cracking one off).

Cult Teevee star Barry Morse, best know for showing his old man breasts in a too tight top as Victor Bergman in Space: 1999 and chasing Richard Kimble in The Fugitive died aged 89.

"Awight at the back?"

Gus Arriola, American cartoonist and creator of the Gordo strip inked his last at the age of 90.

Spooky Beatle inspiring mystic and transcendental meditation man Maharishi Mahesh Yogi floated away at the age of 91.

He may be enlightened by his shit
smells like everyone else's.

Singapore Zoo icon Ah Meng, the Sumatran orangutan died at 48.

"Not arf!"

Leathery faced Academy Award-nominated actor Roy (The French Connection, Jaws, All That Jazz, The Naked Lunch, 2010 and, um, Seaquest DSV) Scheider died aged 75.

He's gonna need a bigger box.

Steve Gerber, creator of Howard the Duck quacked away aged 60.

Robert DoQui, the American actor best known for appearances opposite Pam Grier in Coffy and as Sgt. Warren Reed in the three RoboCop movies and as the voice as Pablo Roberts on The Harlem Globetrotters popped his clogs too.

Italian political cartoonist Sergio "Angese" Angeletti pencilled his last at the age of 56 as did Steve Whitaker, British comic book colorist on V for Vendetta amongst other top stuff died aged 53.

Kevin Stoney, the acclaimed actor who portrayed Guardian of the Solar System Mavic Chen and Tobias Vaughn, probably two of the greatest villains in the original run of Doctor Who, died at the age of 86.

Stoney the crows.

And finally it's sad to report the death of Mena Suvari's career with the release of the bloody abysmal Day of The Dead remake. She's survived by her roles in American Pie, Loser and most famously as a whore in American Beauty.

She looks happy now but
just wait till the fucking starts.