Laydees, gentlemen, boys and girls I present.....
Amerika 2000! Edited for your Photobucket pleasure! Enjoy!
Jeff Hoosier is an everyday obese American.
He wants to get fit but in the
future weight loss costs cash.
Our hero has an idea tho'...
he decides to dress up as a woman...
...and rob the local Cash Converters so he
can use the cash to join Weight Watchers...
Escaping into the sewers Jeff is about to change
into his man clothes
when he hears a strange noise...
...It appears that the rumours regarding the
sewers being home to a tribe of
cannibalistic, AIDS ridden junkies is true!
Desperate to escape he climbs a convenient ladder,
but the sight of his ample arse
sends the cannibals into a frenzy!
The cannibals eat Jeff's arse and he dies.
The End.
Jeff Hoosier is an everyday obese American.
He wants to get fit but in the
future weight loss costs cash.
Our hero has an idea tho'...
he decides to dress up as a woman...
...and rob the local Cash Converters so he
can use the cash to join Weight Watchers...
Escaping into the sewers Jeff is about to change
into his man clothes
when he hears a strange noise...
...It appears that the rumours regarding the
sewers being home to a tribe of
cannibalistic, AIDS ridden junkies is true!
Desperate to escape he climbs a convenient ladder,
but the sight of his ample arse
sends the cannibals into a frenzy!
The cannibals eat Jeff's arse and he dies.
The End.
And the moral of this tale? Who the hell knows.
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